That's not a mighty mouse.

Because that's the rule we must all follow when it comes to advertising:

Not to worry. Here is the solution for you.

I loved it.

I never had to pay for an update on my Mac.

Yeah, but you don't.

Because the new computers are shipping with Facetime installed. Therefore. No need to spend an extra dollar.

Then that means you have a beta version you used once just to see if it worked and then forgot you donwloaded it until now because you don't really care about facetime.

Except that if you knew what you were talking about, you would know that people who just payed 1200 to 2400 for a new laptop woulnd't have to pay for Facetime at all.

I don't think they have an air purifying fee, because I always go to the Apple Store specifically to fart all over the place and I never got a bill.

I think battery life is the same. They are just being more realistic with the numbers.

$1200 for a Dell? wow

Oh yeah, security... The best part is, you're not allowed to bring toothpaste. Because they're daaaangerous. But you're allowed to bring a picture frame. With glass. Yes. You're allowed to bring a big ass piece of GLASS into the airplane.

I agree with you. But then, I don't understand why so many would even consider drinking Coca-Cola.

Yes they do. Look:

HIV has ben around for nearly 30 years and all we have so far is a 3D illustration of it?

who the fuck cares about Anges and Demons?

And the priests who actually RAPE thousands of children are roaming free, taking tax free money from the idiots that go to church.

Well, since this clock is only a concept, it's clearly not pushy anything to get itself done.

Geeez... that video is awful.