Right. It won’t be nerds that know all the stats and obscure players. Not at all. That will be all the cool dudes. You, for instance.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

He’s reading the lyrics

I think a truer statement is that not all Chicagoans are White Sox fans but all White Sox fans are Chicagoans. There’s no out of town Sox fans.

This is a common & lazy misconception among people (usually transplants themselves) who can’t grasp the difference between “people who live in Wrigleyville/Lakeview” and “Cubs fans”

Did you just all lives matter me

He’s a good teen

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Better than the Falcons and their brief slogan “Weak Dogs Get Drowned”.

“we base those electoral college votes on states, rather than on population”

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Kid needs to learn from the greatest:

Totally impartial observer of this game... Beckham needs to obviously find a way to cool it for the good of his team (and for that matter, it would likely also result in his personal performances improving, not being distracted and all). But I thought he had a legitimate gripe and thought the taunting penalty was…

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

Yeah I didn't really have a dog in that fight and came away thinking the Broncos owed the refs a round of drinks for that game.

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7 he is black so I don’t like him.

SCHORCHING HOT TAKE RIGHT HERE!

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.