Sad to hear that he will miss the rest of the season (he’s one of my favorites). But glad to know that he will still get paid for putting his body on the line for our sports enjoying pleasure. And with the Super Bowl airing tomorrow, fuck you NFL and your one way “contracts”. Yeah, I know the “players” agreed to it. I…

The guy did his time, seems remorseful, has been an advocate against dog fighting, and a good citizen. He’s paid for his sins, what more do you want?

Those numbers aren’t great or anything, but if I were a Vikings fan I’d rather have Vick on a one year deal than trade a 1st and 4th for Sam Bradford. And that isn’t even a hindsight is 20/20 situation, that trade was stupid in real time.

This is all just leading toward a Barkley run-in at Wrestlemania, isn’t it?

At this point, the Democrats’ reservations about protecting the integrity of the system are fantasies. The system has already been broken. A respectful retreat to the rules that were in place in 2015 would be meaningless and futile.

It cuts both ways. I’m this case, both Florida schools will he just fine. In cases where schools pull the reverse stunt on recruits, it can work out pretty badly for the player who has the rug pulled out from under him or her.

Shoulda taken a beat, removed the USC shirt, and had another USC shirt underneath

My first reaction was, “what an asshole”. Then I remembered he’s just a kid and kids are dumb and probably thought this was funny and that I’m old and what seems funny to me seems strange to the young generation. I am 12 years his senior and the only time I’ve been on TV it was because I caught a foul ball while I…

Agreed. I was just trying, TRYING mind you, to mimic the “We’ve got Payet” song supporters sing to make a joke. Jokes are fun sometimes.

Alternately, the Democratic party could feel kinda bad for putting the second-most disliked canddiate in history against the most-disliked candidate in history...

C’mon. They’re still 17-27, man. There’s nothing unfair about calling a 17-27 team a dog. I notice you’re not objecting to my using that term to describe the Nuggets, who not only have a better record than the Sixers but would be in the playoffs if they started today.

What isn’t wrong with a clip-on?

PSA for those who don’t know, including the two pending replies.

This is good Deadspin

A joke so tepid, he had to make it twice!

also there was never a “ThunderDogs” cartoon

I don’t think need enters into it. I like having my cats around, but quite frankly they’re a luxury item in my life. They are neither better or worse than dogs, but they’re very definitely pretty great.

and you can’t defend dogs as better than cats without sounding codependent and needy. if you think cats aren’t that great, you’re hanging out with the wrong cats my dude.

this is a Bad Take

I saw Jolly Pup open for Imperious Cat at the Roseland Ballroom.