Stoke is looking good but my god Joe Allen is somehow amazing. As being of Welsh descent I always had to think this but now I think he actually might be an off brand Welsh Xavi

You think that sounds fun you should try having sex or at the least jerkin on your hog

The CFL field is 1,817 square yards bigger with one extra eligible receiver (130 extra square yards per eligible receiver).

In a few decades, we’re going to look back on this and really wonder how both teams managed to let the fucking Yankees win it.

Hackenberg is now 2 snaps away from the launch codes.

They gave up 23, as 7 came from a sack strip fumble TD. That’s on the road, against the #1 overall and #1 scoring offense in the league.

JJ Watt is a defensive end not an NFL team.

Why did that one defender kick the ball back in as it was assuredly going out of bounds to end the “rally”?

you gotta start over from scratch fam

this is an incredible own

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

All my excess live in Texas.

I thought this is Deadspin, not otter spin!

This is a shit answer. You’re just deflecting to the agents. The teams are still writing these contracts and it’s almost all players, not just Kaepernick who can be cut without consequence.

So you didn’t win?

You mean “jabronois.”

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

Fuck attendance. I sure as hell don’t disregard some people/responsibilities to watch League Pass to worry about what team brings in the most people. Not to mention the fact, that they’re in FUCKING MINNESOTA!!!

I don’t doubt his sincerity.