To your last point, are you suggesting that only deadspin commenters use venn diagrams? Dog, I can buy up a dozen different 6th grade math books from the 70's to refute that.

I get it. What I mean is, using football as a counterpoint implies it is watchable

“Go for three tonight, Vin”

I don’t see how “you could do this with football” undermines my original point about watchable sports.

BLM is kinda sketchy to me.

I get why you guys are angry about what this dude tweeted, but he’s kind of right, no?

People Magazine said that? I thought they’d be more focused on Brad & Angelina’s divorce.

He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

Not for nothing but Chris Sale and his twig arms might win the Cy Young this year

Man... I remember drinking on weekdays. Good for you!

The Texans Were Tremendously Incompetent

The Natural Racist

If the kid has a decent lawyer, it’ll be Schiano saying I-O.

“Boy Steve, you’re like the Zelig of lopsided trades!”
“...”
“Yeeesh, okay fine the Forrest Gump of lopsided trades, you asshole.”

Hate Men Out

Well, he did have a uniform in mind:

I certainly DON’T envy the number of times these folks will hear their spouse say “Nice technique loading the dishwasher, GENIUS” the rest of their lives.

The one with the books behind her is especially galling. I mean, if you’re such a genius, why do you need a stack of books? Shouldn’t you, like, know that stuff?

They should honor the original spirit of the award and all recipients should come up with an innovative way to re-take The Philippines.

It’s that much more infuriating for Donovan because his hairline got the callup years ago.