Christ, that’s right. Jake Delhomme gumped his way into a Super Bowl. In my defense I took a lot of drugs in high school.

The New York Post covered this story this morning, but their headline said: Typical Millennial Asks For A Free Ride

That’s exactly Tom’s point. No one is noticing Dozier’s hot streak because it’s been long obvious this season than the Twins are trash.

I’m glad to see the spirit of Gawker lives on.

“...and the club took the lead when Billy Hamilton reached home on a passed ball in the fifth.”

The ceremony will be held in the parking lot so everyone will have to look the other way.

Because he's not violating any work rules like the ones in your examples.

What kind of übernonce switches clubs? You are not a fan.

Hi there, former NUFC fan-turned-Hammer here!

Well please let us know when you get around to it.

You are an ungreyed Deadspin commenter and you think cursing makes the writers sound ignorant? You are truly the white whale.

Harm reduction is still a worthy effort.

How sweet, HamNo brought his grandmother over from Gawker too!

In what way are money managers and stock pickers not a bunch of motherfuckers?

It’s all yours then. I guess I’ll have to soldier on somehow with my state’s meager beer offerings.

Can’t

Road Vaping. That’s what RV stands for.

Driving an RV is sports, imo

According to the New York Times, a lot of parents are wondering whether their sons’ dicks are too small! I figured I would help them out.

What happened to the good ‘ol days where you found out your son had a small penis when he bought a sports car or giant truck?