Nah man, I really do get some enjoyment out of watching the Cardinals lose.

Now you have to post this 27 more times. Otherwise how can we take you seriously?

As I said in the Bale post: Sterling was wasteful and hurt the way the rest of the team was trying to play. Constantly cutting inside and choking Rooney, Lallana etc, while offering nothing to boot.

Kyle Walker has been England’s best player. Not necessarily a good thing, but he has looked very lively and at times the…

An American wondering why the little people can’t have nice things is a little too on-the-nose even for kinja, don’t you think?

Also: Raheem Sterling is trash and should be stapled to the bench. I don’t understand why people rate him.

What, you can protect Kane, Teows, Hossa, Panerin, Teravainin, Kieth, Seabrook, Hjalmarsson, Crawford, and a few others, and you can’t fucking AFFORD anything else anyway and have a largely drying up system so what’s the big fucking deal?

Quit being a spoiled Blackhawks fan.

Fucking other people over on minute technicalities and acting like that makes you a genius? Thats exactly what I’d expect from a Bruce Arena team.

Vick is a curious example. (He’s served his jail time, a example making sentence, and has been working with the Humane Society for about 5 years now.) But I agree with your overall point.

At what point in the children’s game can we start physically attacking the other players for succeeding? I don’t know. That’s for the crying babies filling their diapers about it to decide I guess.

I hope he just brings the Cup to Steve Simmons’ house and sits on his front lawn. The Canadian hockey media have proved once again that they know less about the sport they cover than any other group of sports media. Hey, what do ya know? The best posession team after the all star break won the Stanley Cup! Not only…

Nothing beats “You’ll Never Walk Alone.”

You know, a lot of people don’t realize it, but sometimes the answer to WWJD is “beat the shit out of a bunch of bankers”.

This seems like a lot of work just to be able to put a 26.2 sticker on his car.

Romania looked really good out there, although it shouldn’t be a surprise considering how well they did in getting to the Cup. However, and the commentators on ESPN made this point a couple of times, I think there is a legitimate question how France will do when they have to go against countries how are legitimately…

“It’s okay that she said racist things, because they always say racist things.” Probably the worst take ever on Deadspin. And that’s saying something.

This wouldn’t even be news if this wasn’t newsworthy!

Are you suggesting Zardes is going to end up at one of the non-Galatasaray clubs in Istanbul? Because that’s where I see Klinsi ending up in the near-mid-future.

KICK N RUN. ‘murka. Has so many tools. This is entirely a product of our shit development system for serious young’uns.

Thanks to universal health care in Canada, however, the goose is fine. The Eagle, on the other hand, is a low-wage-earning diabetic that can’t get time off from work when her kids are sick. So, you know, call it a tie.