This is a weird comment to make on a video of a $54 million man scoring a goal while being marked by one of the best and most hyped young prospects in the EPL.

I’ve watched this like 40 times and I can’t for the life of me figure out what John Stones was doing. I know Jagielka looks to have tackled Herrera but to let off the gas that hard in stoppage time at Wembley while marking the only man that had looked lively for MUFC in the last 20 minutes is insane to me.

The linked article mentions a donor was willing to underwrite ALL costs to go to one of the tournaments, but Braun still said no

I HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

He kicked that ball so slowly the keeper changed his mind about going after it like four times

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They’ll get suspended for smoking weed.

More coherent than any Rand novel

It’s a sport. Win the sport. Don’t lose the sport. Who gives a shit if no one watches? It’s not a sitcom.

Good Sports.

Rayo’s shirts are so damn good.

So he is! Thanks, thought he was a back. Just started watching the Bundasliga and don’t really give more than like half a shit about USMNT. Now I’ll be less confused when BVB plays Liverpool

He featured against Latvia and didn’t cause any trouble. But three out of the last four. At least he’s versatile - they came in International, EPL and EPL U-21 action.

Here’s hoping for the guy. In terms of a building block, a centerback with Bundasliga experience as a teenager is about as good as you could hope.

UFC 197 is April 23rd

He hit a moose...with his hand

Three minutes after he came on #SeasonOfVardy

Yeah there could be a lot of things with that - compensating for his own lack of quickness or if he doesn’t trust his back line/is particularly worried about the forwards on the opposition. I think an indicative moment is where the back line of Cameroon and the striker of RSA are a half-second after the ball is shot.…

Normally keepers do stay inside the 18 yard box no matter what. If you look at the second run through of the goal in the video, he’s not even that far out of the box when it gets stolen and kicked - maybe a few yards or so.

My guess (not knowing anything about Cameroon’s tactics) is that because they’re playing such a…

hahahahahahahaha the girl in the corner putting her hand over her face hahahahahahaah