“He came in with his girlfriend,” Halliday said. “Just from the offset, he seemed a bit different from the usual guests we have in the spa.”

Even And 1 mix tape refs would have called that.

I stress out when I’m sitting in foul ball territory and there are no children around. What do I do with the ball if I get one?!

That’s straight-up Roger Rabbit Dip.

Brother, are you familiar with LA fans? They love cheering for a front runner!

THE SIGN SAYS 55, SO I’M DRIVING 55, JUST LIKE THE SEMI TRUCK NEXT TO ME IN THE RIGHT LANE.

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

I didn’t realize the input lag in 2K19 was that atrocious.

THE FIRST PERSON WHAT?!?!

Here’s how I encapsulate why Martinez should be in the Hall of Fame:

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I think having a plan when you go to the gym helps too. You can start by doing some research online for training programs and then visiting the gym to learn where all the corresponding machines and sections are (arm machines, leg machines, free weights, cardio, etc.) However you arrange it (cardio first, arms one day,…

Also, why should I be upset that a superstar player goes to a team that isn’t the Yankees, Red Sox, or Dodgers?  More superstars to teams outside top 10 in payroll, please.

I was going to explain my joke and then I remembered that there’s nothing worse than reading an explanation of a joke.

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

This is very well done, Giri. I almost feel guilty that I get to read it for free.

Is there like a Worst Comment of The Day that I can nominate the above for? 

I think someone who uses Twitter is a Tweeter?

really great job not asking

Air fryer wings > Instant Pot wings