I refuse to believe anybody was dumb enough to think adding an Inc. designation would bypass an intellectual property claim.

Oh no, I have one. I'm just too cheap to pay the $20 copay and then the 20% co-insurance for anything beyond a basic cleaning.

I'm pretty sure they give you an option, because my inlaws prefer Cecil's and it definitely has that provel consistency and texture. CW's might have their own provel blend containing different amounts of each cheese though. I also just checked their website, and although provel isn't listed as the cheese on the pizza…

I only drink the powder based Country Time. Canned is for the weak who can't handle the chunky citric acid sludge I create by dumping an entire damn canister into a 12 ounce glass and then hydrating it with fresh squeezed lemon juice.

SPOILERS FOR THE LEAKED EPISODE THIS SUNDAY

I'm just going to assume you know that by doing a freeze frame 55 seconds into the end title credits.

No, I was demanding the candy. Pink lemonade flavor if you've got any. I've got some loose dental work that needs to come out.

*Ahem*

Don't worry, the grand papist conspiracy orchestrated by Mike Pence continues unabated.

He was reportedly canned (or resigned) around August 7, but they delayed the announcement because of Trump's idiocy about nazis. A whole bunch of other sources are reporting this as fact beyond this AV Club article, so it likely has a good deal of legitimacy.

I mean, it is kind of impressive that a dude this disgusting got this close to a President's ear for almost a year. Compared to the other alt-right dipshits Bannon is the cream of the crop.

It's actually pretty fantastic, as the left has deployed hundreds of anti-Trumpers on there and the native Breitbarters are getting confused and upvoting the sarcastic comments attacking them.

THEY'VE MADE THE HEADLINE RED WITH FLASHES! I REPEAT, RED WORDS MIXED WITH FLASHING!

"So Steve Bannon is out, but Trump's Jewish son-in-law is still there. Something is definitely wrong here."

It's hard to keep up, that story is getting about 300 comments per minute, which isn't an exaggeration.

I like how some of them now apparently realized that Ivanka converted to Judaism and are bitching about that completely unrelated topic because they are pinning Bannon's ouster on the Jews.

His decisive victory over Cookie Puss at the Battle of Custard Hill is still used by the US military today as an example of a perfect pincer movement.

When did Arby's stop using actual roast beef? I had a Beef 'n Cheddar for lunch a few days ago and it resembled what you'd find out of a turkey based ham Lunchable.

Well hold up there, the new revised food pyramid under Trump's FDA clearly notes that 5 servings of frosting and two fruit fillings a day are necessary for a balanced diet.

That's it, you've made the list too.