George's Greatest American Hero answering machine song.

George's Greatest American Hero answering machine song.

No ethnic foods!

Nah, and I'm fine with it as long as she keeps on stocking the bar.

My favorite remains some article that was talking about what's the greatest sandwich in America, and the first response was "Spoiler alert: It's the Arby-Q"

My favorite remains some article that was talking about what's the greatest sandwich in America, and the first response was "Spoiler alert: It's the Arby-Q"

Dismissive chuckling for the win!

Dismissive chuckling for the win!

Did anybody stop to think that maybe Sean O'Neal is sick of us making the same Simpsons jokes, so he fabricated the Kinja switch to get us to leave?

Did anybody stop to think that maybe Sean O'Neal is sick of us making the same Simpsons jokes, so he fabricated the Kinja switch to get us to leave?

True, but it does have two of my favorite segments in television history:

True, but it does have two of my favorite segments in television history:

It's OK, Kinja reversed glitched and sent me a message she wrote claiming you're disgusting and GET BACK TO WORK!

It's OK, Kinja reversed glitched and sent me a message she wrote claiming you're disgusting and GET BACK TO WORK!

I REGRET EVERYTHING!

I REGRET EVERYTHING!

I REGRET EVERYTHING!

Or the Asian street cat from Aristocats which is always holding chopsticks for some reason.

Clyde Kusatsu is clearly playing a balding 7th grader.

It's the old school Taco Johns mascot singing Feliz Navidad to a plate of nachos.