Jay Cutler trademarked the phrase well before him, so he better be ready to pay the royalties.

You know, this abstract Hooters redesign is just weird.

AG SECRETARY 4 LYF!

The most surprising aspect of this article is that Gossip Girl had a spinoff. I'm much more interested in the clusterfuck that had to have been than I am about Trump recycling yet another background grunt worker. She'll be fired or quit within the next 6 months anyways

He's getting paid by Trump and is likely getting a huge amount of blowback because of that. This statement seems in line with those realities. He's trying to reassure people he's not a neo-Nazi while also still fulfilling his obligations as Trump's attorney.

What's his name? I'm familiar with most of the conservative loudmouths and I'm drawing a blank on this guy based on that description.

There has to be a CSI episode devoted to this that we can use as a comprehensive encyclopedia on the topic.

He's an attorney, he's paid a fuckton of money to front morally ambiguous/repugnant views on behalf of his client. This really isn't that surprising of a statement coming from a lawyer.

Well that settles it. Trump isn't racist because a guy on his payroll doesn't want to be called a racist himself.

Exactly what damage has Larry the Cable guy done? Reluctantly supporting Trump? Because if that's the new cutoff we are going to need to isolate about 50,000,000 people from the rest of society to be consistent.

They obviously exist. But TV networks aren't going to listen to them and then drop 10s of millions of dollars on something which could result in enough subscription losses to destroy the network for years.

I'm just going to assume the Emmy voters blocked the last half of the season out of their memories, because that thing derailed unlike any other show in recent memory.

They've moved on to side boob and excessive sexual grunting.

The Americans is getting pretty damn close to HBO sex/nudity standards.

Wait, there are people who actually think this is going to be pro-slavery?

Exactly. Let's wait until it devolves into a big sloppy Westworld style mess (which is inevitable). Patience people! There will be ample avenues to mock this thing at all stages.

You'll watch Hallmark Christmas movies in August and quit your bitching.

Well, his Thursday agenda is personally executing multiple rare animals on the endangered species list and throwing their corpses at a CNN reporter.

This is new territory for him. Usually he steps into a mess of his own making but then largely ignores the fallout and moves on to his next round of idiocy while leaving his grunts to handle closing out the first mess. This time he's actually pivoted back to a point that his staff (other than Bannon) almost certainly…

Oh oh, better start poking North Korea again to get this out of the headlines.