Jeffrey Loria would probably sue you for the time it took him to read the petition to give him a ring.

Don't try to rationalize it, it's never made any damn sense since the second it happened. Plus the reaction was further amplified by the fact that the Cubs had been atrocious for nearly 60 years by that point, so the mob didn't quite grasp the concept of appropriate behavior in the situation.

True, you can tell what was called. But many people go to heckle the umps, so the actual location of the pitch as relayed by the radio crew will give you almost instant feedback.

Wrigley Field has actually been photoshopped out of every photo involving Babe Ruth's 1932 called shot in the World Series.

Nope, he was a co-conspirator for every incident of gun violence. He also personally filed off the serial numbers to make solving them more difficult.

Related: This wasn't even the final game. Not only did Bartman not cost the Cubs this game, they had an entire additional 9 innings the following night to choke away.

Balls and strikes, unless you are sitting right behind home plate, it's really tough to judge the strike zone.

Do people actually like doing this radio thing still? Everybody tells me that it enhances the experience, but the 2-3 second delay bugs the shit out of me and I usually abandon ship by about the 2nd inning.

The Cubs broke the deal. The year the Cubs won a World Series was the year the St. Louis Blues should have won a Stanley Cup. It's been a mutual curse between the two rival cities for 50 years!

Nope, they wanted to beat his ass for wearing nerdy headphones while listening to the radio broadcast in the stadium.

Plus there's that pep talk he gave to the Marlin's lockeroom before game 7 and his poisoning of the pre-game lunch buffet on the Cub's side which made Kerry Wood forget how to pitch.

The guy would have been murdered by a mob had he not been snuck out a back entrance with a police escort. And there are still people in Chicago that don't have a problem with how the situation was handled because Bartman had it coming.

Bartman stormed the field and prevented the shortstop from turning a routine double play. It's an often overlooked aspect of the game that I'm shocked nobody remembers.

Oh, so we are going with the Trump swipe rather than the demonstrated shitbaggery of the city of Chicago to this guy for 13 years? OK. You almost had me fooled there when you started the sentence about redemption for prior terrible acts. But then BAM! TRUMP!

For an operation that size they usually gas them, remove the bodies, and scrub the facility for several weeks to remove all traces of the virus. It's a months long ordeal and costs several billion dollars in Iowa alone.

If Obama actually orchestrated the Mooch infiltrating the Trump White House I think it's time to consider whether he belongs in the top 5 all-time presidents list. That's an A+++ troll job that will never be topped.

NOW GO RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE IN THE CORNER AND CONTEMPLATE THE ERRORS OF YOUR ANTI-AMERICAN GODLESS EXISTENCE YOU PINKO BASTARD.

STOP LINKING TO THE FAKE CLINTON NEWS NETWORK LIBTARD.

I'm pretty sure even some diehard GOPers are laughing their asses off at the Mooch. It's the most comical political appointment, implosion, and purge in presidential history. Profanity, contradiction of the family values thing, expulsion/swipes at other staff members, fantastic misguided tweets. It's really the…

There really isn't anything Trump can do that won't be spun as evidence he's the greatest puppet master in American political history.