Isn't that considered a win in Mississippi?

This looked to be one of Dr. Sam Beckett's toughest leaps, but this just might be the one to send him home.

Son of a.... that is horrific, made me gag.

Am I dumb for thinking Deadspin has a watered down version of what despicable is lately? A fat dude jogged over and caught a ball - that's it.

6) How many bats do you own? 2

I'm not part of the crowd trying to say hockey fans don't enjoy fights. As a lifelong player and fan, I've been in them, I've cheered for them, and I'm losing some enthusiasm for it. But, I also understand that they may sometimes prevent a lot worse from happening. More fans want fighting banned than not now, but…

there was no way to prevent what happened to Kevin Westgarth

You're right. All the people on the ice were 100% powerless to stop what was predestined.

I don't buy the complainant's story.

Atlas, Drugged

"This is number 1 in my '24 Song Covers, Ranked'"

So you live in Philly, and you miss the cheesesteaks...from Cincinnatti?

1) one Mike Mamula-sized Desean Jackson

Are you allowed to say what either of these signs means?

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Now let's pull down that sheet and have a look at them tittays!

Yeah you'd think it would be easier for people to put themselves in her shoes. Especially since she'll never need to wear them again.

It's not all bad, the Paralympics start in less than 9 days.

"The two surgeries were a success!"

Regardless of how you pronounce it, whether it be with the er at the end or the arguably more colloquial a, it's safe to say we'll never see another Derek Jeter.

Or you could choose not to do any of that, not to get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars, go live and work wherever you want, and no one is going to put you in chains, whip you, or sell your family.