Also hate when people don't specify Paris, TX or Rome, GA.

Focusing on someone's private life can do as much damage as it can good: Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was alleged not to have lived a saintly life (there were reports of him being a womanizer) - and that would have damaged his credibility if that were known to the public. Many presidents have had affairs and messy…

especially if you're a gay youth of color who plays football.

Imagine Days of Our Lives, but everyone gets to kill each other. Plus there's tits and dragons.

oooh edgy

I agree with the above post. I think they were just trying to show history. People are hung up on the fact he was a seventh round pick and didn't deserve the coverage, but according to many sources, he was 4th round talent. I'm sure the media coverage was planned far in advance with the expectation that he was being…

hobbies like posting on deadspin?

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Nothing's changed: You tweet shit, it lasts forever. You write shit on papyrus, same thing.

He was pissed when he discovered that "poutine" wasn't what he thought it was.

Have another energy drink you fucking freak.

Not that I don't disagree with you, but can you guys stop using the word obtuse? My God, we get it - you saw Shawshank redemption at it makes you feel smart.

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back— ACHILLES, baby back ribs, Achilles baby back ribs. BARBEQUE SAUCE.

Imagine how bad this all would have been without Derek?! That's your real MVP. Seriously though, I would love for someone to find an update on that guy

I have two things to say with the first thing much more important than the second:

wow... slow week.

Thanks for posting more from the NAA website. Now we are even more informed on the incorrect stance they take on vaccinations.

We get clicks off the fake story, and THEN we get clicks off phony self-righteousness when we expose the REAL story! That's the joke!

EDIT: sorry for the typos but fuck Kinja