That said you seem smart.

you're right, thanks

One thing's for sure. Tonight, all across Canada, people are going to be sipping shitty whiskey, blasting Alanis Morissette and Bare Naked Ladies, sincerely complimenting each others' maple syrup taps, and over-pronouncing their "Oh's" while fucking politely in ugly sweaters.

Likewise. It's like being bilingual, except that it isn't.

OK, so tell me all about Argentina and Slovenia's current political situation. Since you know about every country's internal politics that is just as irrelevant as your own.

I wonder if that has anything at all to do with the fact that the US has 278,000,000 more people living in it than Canada does.

Nobody likes a talking hat.

You know how I know we are superior? You know and care about the state of my country. I have no idea about Canadian politics outside of one crack-smoking fat asshole.

As a Canadian, you should be concerned about not being an American.

And how many Super Bowl wins does Canada have?

Someone who doesn't give a fuck about women's hockey? And someone who can write a complete sentence. Canada's claims to fame: women's hockey, curling, being pussies, shitty healthcare that sends all of its important people sprinting south of the border for actual specialty care.

I'd keep him on the roster. It's rare to find a player who can go out and give you 21-21-21 every night.

Good to see Violet Palmer isn't the only hoops ref tossing out douchebags.

Surely it had to be worse than when my friend yelled, "Nice haircut, ya dike," to a female referee at an Eastern Michigan U basketball game. Because he did not get ejected and it was audible throughout the whole stadium.

It's amazing how childish these 'big-time donors' can be. I guess that's why they get booster seats.

Possibly a unique member of the "They All Look Alike" Club.

After reading this, I now see why it was a no-brainer to cast him as the villain in the first two Karate Kid movies as well.

Wilson I think will handle this fine. Seems very open minded. Rivers on the other hand seems like he'd be in the KKK if he lived 50 years ago.

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Your head hit pretty hard, yeowch! You have to admit you kind of deserved to be punished in that moment, for being from California and then giving your expert advice on snow conditions while dressed in your $349 running jacket...but you've more than made up for that with your gracious replies to the comments here. …