Time machine: go ahead a few months and find out all the lottery numbers over the prior few months. Go back and play them. You're welcome.

I understood none of this.

So, a person has to have the same belief system they had as a kid? Perhaps as we get older, are exposed to different things and meet different people, we learn that the beliefs of our youth were sometimes wrong. Especially when it comes to race. Or not.

Instagram has a cancer filter? Good to know.

If you're old, you should know who GWAR is. They've been around for decades. I saw them in 1992 or 1993 at the Troc in Philly.

So which Quinton Ross was being asked for money?

Why wouldn't he just put a bottle of grey goose in a cooler?

So, you think in 2004 the United States was controlled by religious dogma and still is. Wow, you could really use some perspective. Also, don't call me dear and I won't call you sugartits. Okay? Okay.

Her comment doesn't say it exists, it says the US was controlled by religious dogma 10 years ago. Fuck.

The initial post after the OP clearly was suggesting the two were very similar, which is so stupid it doesn't deserve a serious critique.

I don't understand your comment. It is virtually impossible to find something comparable because as many problems as the US has, Saudi Arabia is way worse.

This is Jezebel. Women in the US are treated just as badly as women in Muslim countries. The glass ceiling and lack of women depicted in television shows and movies is just as bad as honor killings.

Pretty gutsy to wait for extra time before tanking.

I think it's important for both people to have each other's backs in public about some things. There have been times when my wife has clearly been in the wrong about things from parking spaces to politics. Same in reverse. But I will always have her back in public. Later I'll tell her she was probably wrong or, at the…

They also agree terrorism isn't fun. Chicago, meanwhile, is all for terrorism. I think that's how it goes.

Kills the last perfect Yahoo bracket.

Reading deadspin is like a choose your own adventure game. Or Mad Libs.

As someone who, at this point in life (39) is more of a casual gamer, I am intrigued by this. I think racing games would be awesome and could see it being used for emmer shive experiences outside of gaming. As for the price, I would rather pay 1,000 for quality than 100 for some piece of junk. The cost is not as…

You just can't what? Finish a sentence? And you talk about people not being adults. Be a grown up and write something or don't. This twee "I just...I can't even" is such a bail.

At the point where you start insulting their appearance I don't think you give a shit about how you look anymore. Like when you get in a fistfight, you know you are likely to get punched in the face and it will hurt. Still worth it from time to time.