As an eagles fan, all I can say is I'm glad he's out of the NFC. Vick isn't what he used to be, but when he's healthy and on, he's an amazing player. I wish him the best.

Enjoy your little apartment.

Any inter familial violence is usually left either unreported or is not adjudicated. Fuck.

Jut want to point out that there is no reason people won't decide the findings are based on the funding source if they wish to discredit anything.

As someone who, in their early teens, was in a couple commercials and a terrible straight-to-video movie (which also starred a young John C. McGinley), I can say that having this shit brought up is the worst. Although it's still fun to use the oracle of bacon whenever a real celebrity is arrested to see how many…

No. Pennsylvania's liquor laws suck. You have to go to one place for beer and another for hard liquor. Sometimes these places are 30 ,minutes apart, like in the Poconos. Meanwhile, at least we don't have to pump our own gas in 4 degree weather. I'm located 10 minutes outside Atlantic City, where every bar has a…

Cats shit in your house. If you own any animal that shits in your house, with zero hope of training it not to, you are an asshole. That includes birds, fish and hamsters.

I live in South Jersey. You North Jersey tools may act this way but I have never met a single person who felt Jersey Shore actually represented them. And really, how is one supposed to find a middle ground between these two positions anyway?

New Jerseyan, asshole.

Seems like this guy is really getting a great education. The school should be hella proud of its senior class. Everybody an they momma should be as well.

Wasn't everyone on that show already dead?

Can't stop laughing. Thank you.

Remember that awesome column by Pat Jordan on Deadspin about insults? Me neither.

I'm not going to celebrate and mock them because it makes them feel bad. I'm going to do it because it makes me feel good.

I want to and encourage it

Ewww.

So grape gum.

So, at 19 you can vote, die for our country, get married and shoot a porn, but you can't drive at night in Florida. Got it.

When were nice asses not in? Sir-mix-a lot would beg to differ.