Delaware is that thing that connects me to Maryland from NJ on 95, right?

Invariably when driving on any highway in Pa. I will get stuck in traffic. When I get to the front of the traffic jam, there is nothing there. Just random fucking traffic jams for no reason. Oh, and left lanes are for passing, not driving 10 miles below the speed limit.

They would be hunting in New York. Actual locals don't act like those dummies.

Tip huge on the first round. Gets you better service than a big pair of knockers.

Shit, I saw Michael Jackson in 1984.

Now the question is, did you mean it sarcastically when you said you didn't mean it sarcastically? So meta.

She was so whiney in that one video. Yelling "why" over and over. Annoying.

So put you down as a maybe then?

Jesus. You know what's sad? I'm sitting here thinking that we have been out on some type of list just for having this conversation, although I'm sure I've been looked into because of some of the folks I've represented anyway. Not terrorists, but just because god forbid we challenge the government. Never thought I'd…

Right but if you get one Edward Snowden, you lose all those convictions. I'm definitely biased as a defense attorney, but anytime anything happens, such as we find out a cop once filed a false report, we fucking go after everything he ever touched.

I don't know if I buy that, not that I think anything is necessarily out of the question at this point. But it seems like if one cog in the wheel spills the beans, a bunch of convictions get tossed. Hardly seems worth the risk to a government which has shown a lower regard for human life than it does for the fourth…

Coolest thing about this story was the wiki link to Simpson's paradox.

You are a terrible troll. At least pretend to have something to say.

My understanding is that it doesn't even have to be that hot for a kid to die. It shouldn't be based on temp at all.

Exactly. That's why they shouldn't have seat belts in cars either. I mean, if these guys can't figure out how to not get in accidents, fuck em. Same with that thing that beeps when you're backing up and a toddler runs behind your car. Fuck that, little asshole's parents should've known better. You are such a dumb fuck.

When I was a reporter I had to write about a guy going to school to be a rabbi. He forgot to drop his kid off and this exact thing happened. He didn't know the child had died in his car until he went to pick the child up. If that doesn't make you an atheist I don't know what will.

The media will. The defense attornies won't.

You kimd of don't have many choices with respect to witnesses when it involves illegal activity.