Relax Ms. Colston.

I didn't know kicking was an option.

Worst rule in football is that if an offensive player fumbles and it goes out the back of the end zone, it's a touchback and the team that was on defense gets the ball at their 20.

This is a witch hunt. Unfortunately A Rod is a witch.

Do me a favor, read my comment history. Unless you're suggesting that I created an account and have been posting for months in anticipation of this very day, when I would make an innocuous comment that this idea might be good (god forbid), then you will see you're wrong about me having any skin in this game. But…

Nope. I have two kids and with my first one the entire baby shower consisted of stuff to keep cabinets closed, cover electrical outlets, etc.I'm not a "true jalop" in that I don't know jack about cars. But I can tell you that every time a parent reads about someone forgetting their kid in a car they are horrified.…

I want to agree with your comment. I'm just not sure what the fuck it means.

I use Firefox and then clear my browser history. That's cool, right?

The real trick to using any of this shit is to not do anything worth the government's time and exposure. For example, the government is not going to admit to hacking, spying, etc. over a little bit of drugs, or even to prevent a single death. It's only when things get big that they will risk exposing all the shit they…

1. Have a vagina.

This is a perfect gift for a baby shower and will be huge. My friend and I were thinking of trying to develop something like this, having thought he idea had legs a few months back. We were thinking of using a phone or Bluetooth along with a piece that hooks into the baby seat latch. Either way, safety is a big…

Fuck that. If you can't laugh at fucking Pfife Dog, who can you laughter at?

Imagine spending time with a Kardashian. Now imagine spending time with a Kardashian that also shits its pants. I'd be out of the house and drinking myself into a stupor.

Hey Dom, when you quote someone you don't have to say that you spoke with them over the phone as opposed to in person.

Considering there's like ten different hoops on that court, it's not so amazing.

This comment...is that you, Billy?

You just described my wife.

"Please don't pretend that the fact that it's virtual makes it any less real"
What?

The second best way involves kidnapping and extortion. So, really this is the best way by a long shot.