How did you not know about Al Bundy's four TDs for Polk High?

From the headline I initially thought she wanted to be turned into a dragon and was sad thinking that she was probably being bullied.

Or bail on Paul Orndorf at wrestlemania.

Ironically, Elmo was the dangerous one.

Ironically, Elmo was the dangerous one.

Dear Sophie,
Stuart is a stupid name.

The OP did.

Mr. Eifling, Mr. Freud will see you now.

That's how we know it's him tweeting and not the guy behind him. Barack Obama does the same thing.

Hitzlsperger
- gay name

I was with him right up until "anywho". At that point I was glad he wasn't getting paid.

When you have to discuss anthropology to explain away the fact that a guy who goes to a fucking university clearly has only a slight grasp of the English fucking language, don't you think it's probably more likely the guy is just stupid?

Guy sounds like an idiot. As do you.

NOBODY CARES

There goes my idea for NegrOreo Cookies, which had chocolate frosting.

Exactly.mshdndi, djjdjid she his najsih japdlpld snnxmxm bshjmsjss. Amirite?

Exactly.mshdndi, djjdjid she his najsih japdlpld snnxmxm bshjmsjss. Amirite?

That's a made-up term for a made-up language. This guy is in fucking college and this is how he speaks? You giving him a pass is nothing short of the racism of low expectations.

She gangsta.

I don't think he's trying to impress, just saying what happened. I appreciate that he doesn't try to make himself the hero.