Why do conservatives capitalize RANDOM words?

So you’re saying jpeay was right all along?

Lest you think I’m some loser, I have a strong career in politics and a scuba license.

Looks awesome.

This little bastard ruined my childhood.

This woman is incredible. The lack of self-awareness, the disjointed writing, the anger.

Humanity has now achieved everything it could.

Human decency seems like an alright motivation.

The difference is that humans have mastery over language, and the conceptually thinking that arises with language.

A more intelligent race could figure out a way to communicate something to us.

Accepting that, it seems strange that all they would do is disable missiles.

Vinny Testaverde had an insane career. Threw 35(!) picks in his second season.

Oh god.

Dude, you are the asshole here.

I understand you’re frustrated. Life is tough, but you need to find a better way to channel that energy into something productive.

Just trying to help you. And, more importantly, the unlucky people who have to deal with you.

And, apparently, a 5th group: conservatives who will defend power no matter what horrible shit it does.

Or, most men shouldn’t rape women.

There is a reason you have no friends.

You need to learn to channel the energy from your anger and insecurity into something more productive than being an asshole on the internet.

Mike Napoli.

“Schefter doesn’t blame Mort for publishing what he believed to be solid information from a reputable source. Mortensen had no reason not to believe the info was accurate, because it was almost certainly coming from the NFL itself.”

Great piece, love your work.

There are a couple typos in the last paragraph:

“I want to admire Vacation for his its willingness . . .”

“It didn’t so make me angry so much as it . . .”

Why do conservatives always CAPITALIZE random words?

“ . . . nothing in Pan’s case or her history explains where her capacity to dream up such a violent plot came from.“

I guess you didn’t read the beginning of your own article. The part where the parents tortured Pan for her entire life seems relevant.

It’s time for nuclear family structures to be dismantled. We have…