Guys, I’m starting to think there may be something wrong with him. I can’t imagine what might have happened to put him in a cognitive position in which he thinks this stuff is fine.

Looking forward to the “Who is the oldest person you have ever sexually assaulted?” questions at next year’s combine.

Also, Carl Winslow Jr. is judging him real hard in that picture.

Why not both?

Nah, Ordell Robbie braided goatee.

‘90s Fury should’ve had a Jules Winfield jheri curl.

I think you mean “you’re”.

Presumably the 86-year-old Johnson, as the largest single shareholder, could whip enough voting stock to keep Baer out if he so chose, but Baer has been Johnson’s faithful frontman/on-site representative since he bought up enough stock after the deaths of his business partner Harmon Burns and then Burns’s wife Sue in…

Biggest Little Pussies In The World

If Eric Musselman is involved you can assume it's either his fault, he escalated things, or chose not to de-escalate them.

With the demise of Louis CK (well, he’s not actually dead; he has just entered a kind of living death), John Mulaney has emerged as America’s top comedian.

I came here to post "At least two ppl actually met in Temecula"

Is it possible they didn’t realize they were supposed to double loop and she legit thinks she ran a half marathon when she, in fact, did not?

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.

Cheating, and then complaining about people not believing it? Sound like Tiesi-Manziel...(puts on sunglasses)...ran like a diva.

Wait wait wait. Hold on. Temecula already has a thing. We can’t have TWO highly insular Temecula jokes running around here at the same time.

I’m old.

The stalls allow you to pay by card or by app and there’s not even an option to add a tip, so paying employees based off tipped wages is 100% bullshit and fraud. 

You can but I don’t think most people do, which is why I don’t think any Sonic franchisees (besides this idiot) pay tipped wages. Even if most fast food franchisees are miserly shitheels, they also want employees to keep showing up to work every day.