The purity olympics in America need too fucking stop. I am a left leaning, liberal woman of color. This shit needs to stop. This is why people end up becoming the Trump supporters we see in ever-growing millions these days. Nothing is enough. They all apologized. Fred Armisen was playing Barack Obama, not making fun…

amazing how accurate that thing is

“Ha ha, nailed it!" - Cody Parkey

Luckily after these two incidents the Panthers instituted safety policies that ensured that stray pucks would only ever hit empty seats.

You, sir, have missed the joke.

The real kicker in all this is, of course, Kareem Hunt. 

Thank god he doesn’t have a weed habit.

Looks like the experts were right when they said Hunt would never play another meaningful game in the NFL.

Terrible how all these women keep ruining men's careers. 

There’s something that is deeply sad and relatable about how badly he craves for his father to just acknowledge him, tell him that he’s done a good job, that he’s proud of him.  Everything he posts is such an obvious attempt to look like he’s more manly and important, but is so clearly done in the hopes that Donald…

I look forward to the last few weeks of the season where Lebron just decides, “Oh yeah, I guess we should do the playoffs” and literally no team on Earth can stop him. 

Added benefit is it will be disorienting for the punt returner to catch a ball that is spiraling in the opposite direction.

This could end up being the worst contract in pro sport history.

Doesn’t Bobby Bonilla still get money until next year?  

Really had no choice but to comment.

I once had a cougar bite my dick but she apologized afterwards. Nevertheless, I backed slowly away.

Wizards are going to have to declare a national emergency to pay his contract.

“Damnit, I wish DC could win just one championship for a change!”

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

Yeah, hmmm, what happened over the last 2 years in Washington that would piss the world off?