Caps Snatch Defeat From Jaws

Who is voting for Placido Polanco and why did they get two votes?

> Rivera, the greatest closer ever, was the first unanimous selection in the Hall’s history

Two writers owed money to Placido Polanco.

What a sad scary time to be a young, upper-class, white male. Thoughts and prayers.

Republicans watch high school basketball too.

The team announced that they still plan on playing in the March Maga-ness tournament, though. 

I think the persecution of teens like this is really getting out of hand. Between the Covington students and this it’s starting to look like the only place for teenagers to be racist is every single comment section on the internet, the entirety of social media and whenever you play any video game online. 

I don’t think we should comment until we see the WHOLE game.

Plus, it’s much easier to wear a suit for a guy in the colder months rather than the dead of summer. 

This^^ My parents have an NYE anniversary and guests I know who attended routinely say it was their best NYE ever, even when they’re not trying to just be nice. Everyone is out partying anyway, a lot of people will be in their hometowns for the holidays already (cutting down on travel costs) and for the bride and groom…

That was my favorite SI cover of all time, not just because I was a White Sox fan either.

This cover caught shit back in the day.

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

But what I really want to talk about here is the scourge of New Year’s Eve weddings. I haven’t actually had to attend one yet, thank god, but increasingly hear of family and friends doing so. What the hell?

I’m extremely concerned about the guy who submitted that.

I’d wager almost everything that TJ Dillashaw used to be one of those guys without a shirt on that stood outside Abercrombie & Fitch passing out the little cards with perfume sprayed on them. 

It’s so weird that so many people independently decided that MAGA gear and Trump slogans were a great way to intimidate minorities. It couldn’t possibly that all of those people easily understood the messaging behind those things. I’ve been told that would be an unfair interpretation of the facts. So, clearly, they…

Not gonna lie. I now have no idea what actually happened.

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo.