68-21 tells a different story.

I have no stake in this game. I didn’t watch it. I don’t think anything of Nick Foles. But I don’t pass up a punning opportunity when I see one. 

Yes. Saints are going nowhere. As they just advanced to the NFC Championship game. Yes sir, no where for the Saints. Only one game away from the Super Bowl. But not going anywhere.

Lol. Lay off the pipe.

Big Pick Nick.

Running the ball to eat clock, then quickly snapping before the 2 minute warning is something Andy Reid would be proud of.

This is the dumbest take possible.  You should be ashamed.

Pacman Jones: *cums*

Wow, 250,000 one dollar bills...good news for all the strip clubs in NOLA, I guess.

Maybe it was a shotgun raygun wedding after she got pregnant with Judy.

Every single hot taek ever should end with:

Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters-Tebow sounds like the name of a law firm based in Narnia.

I’m honored to have just granted this brilliant comment with star # 69.

Not more, just enough to make kids and prove to baby Jesus that you’re not a homo.

If my now-husband had said something like that when he proposed, I would have to fight every atom in my body to not slap him silly. And he probably would also not’ve become my husband, because COME THE FUCK ON, dude.

She-sounds like-a nice-girl. I'm-happy for-them.

Oh yeah man. Nothing screams “more sex” like getting married. 

As Nel-Peters said yes, Tebow slipped a 7.25-carat solitaire ring on her finger. “This ring is internally flawless,” he said. “Just like you.”

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