michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

In other news, water is wet.

If you’ve seen the funeral why do you assume the funeral hasn’t seen you? Not treating a cemetery like a public park also seems pretty simple. Especially considering the majority of them are private property. Is it cool to walk your dog or ride bikes on a golf course? How is that different?

If you were at a funeral, burying your loved one, how would you feel about a family bike riding in the background, or a dog taking a shit? If there are no funerals going on I guess, but I probably wouldn’t risk it. You can walk your dog or ride the bike on a normal street, or at a real park, or a hundred other places…

C’mon man, let’s allow the voters of Alabama to make their decision.

Anyone who supports Pete Rose and also invokes the character clause is kindly invited to fuck right off. I have no dog in this fight, but I super-despise this kind of intellectual disconnect.

I feel like walking/running is fine...but don’t take your dog for a walk through there. There’s something about my dog taking a shit on someone’s final burial place that doesn’t seem right.

To the guy wanting to lollygag through a goddamn cemetary: stop thinking about if you could, and start thinking about if you should.

I’m still sitting here staring at the screen trying to figure this out.

The question and answer confused the hell out of me. Regardless, I’m positive I apply deodorant the correct way.

I’m confused as hell after reading the deodorant one. Did someone mix up parallel and perpendicular? Do I not understand human anatomy?

I’m already making up excuses to get out of going to those and I’m not even a father yet.

I got caught shoplifting a damn shirt when I was about 13 or 14 years old. Know what they did? They banned me from the store for a year and called my mom. The appropriate penalty for teens stealing shit is fear and embarrassment, not years in prison.

Funny enough, if there’s three people that are going to be left in jail because of their father it’s gonna be them:

I’ve only ever done a 50-miler, but I can confirm that ultras are more mental than they are physical. If you’re going to be serious about doing one, you train so much that the physical aspect is not such a big deal. It’s when you’re sitting at mile 30 (or in her case, mile 60 or so), that your mind starts to fuck with…

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Came here for this. Wasn’t disappointed.

When we were kids in the 80s and early 90s, my friends and I would call into the shows and start rumors. You’d have one guy call and say he had heard from a buddy that ‘so and so’ was on the trade block. Another guy would say he was down at a bar by Trib tower and heard two reporters talking about that player moving…