1. Mr.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

God? Is that you?

Yea, why should one city catch all the breaks?

As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.

Joke’s on you... you watch PTI

This is exactly it. It’s an easy out. And then, when they get a sniff of their privilege, look at their shitty lives and realize that this black dude here or that Latina over there succeeded *despite* their hardship, it’s all too much.

Fuck this guy. Who starts chants for themselves?

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Irving’s handle is probably better than anyone else in the NBA...

Uhhh. Yes. Also, “sentenced to 5 years” is a little misleading.

The signing of such a high-profile contract is bound to have its detractors, but I am not one of them. Congrats to the whole Deadspin staff on this momentous occassion!

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

This is not an intelligent statement. If you do not understand the consequences of the President of the United States blabbing highly classified information obtained from Israel to an ally of Iran then I think you need to refrain from posting on the internet until you figure that out. There is no reason anyone should…

Al Qaeda is fighting ISIS. Guess we should give them top secret intel too.

If you look at the world as some purely binary experience. Which its not.

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

Hahahaha, I mean of course I know what “lean” is, but maybe you should explain to everyone else what “lean” is, in case they don’t know what it is.