Fuck this guy. Who starts chants for themselves?

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Irving’s handle is probably better than anyone else in the NBA...

Uhhh. Yes. Also, “sentenced to 5 years” is a little misleading.

The signing of such a high-profile contract is bound to have its detractors, but I am not one of them. Congrats to the whole Deadspin staff on this momentous occassion!

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

This is not an intelligent statement. If you do not understand the consequences of the President of the United States blabbing highly classified information obtained from Israel to an ally of Iran then I think you need to refrain from posting on the internet until you figure that out. There is no reason anyone should…

Al Qaeda is fighting ISIS. Guess we should give them top secret intel too.

If you look at the world as some purely binary experience. Which its not.

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

Hahahaha, I mean of course I know what “lean” is, but maybe you should explain to everyone else what “lean” is, in case they don’t know what it is.

If you can’t handle being criticized, then you’ll never be able to handle being praised!

I have never played football beyond the high school level, and I walk into grocery stores and can’t remember what I needed to get.

It cannot possibly be overemphasized, that Republicans in Congress are exempting themselves from the worst parts of their bill. There is a special place in Hell for this level of hypocritical selfishness right next to all of the self-enriching Christian evangelists.

The reason no one mentions the dead man’s crimes is that they are irrelevant to the way he was treated while in custody. 

Read that whole graf: You have to meet both requirements to comply with the NFL’s gambling policy, not to be in violation.

Voters better fucking show up then too.

Nintendo must love losing money to scalpers.

Less important than the explosive force, the bomb will suck all the oxygen out of the caves, leading to catastrophic decompression, meaning the target’s lungs will explode. That is why it is used on the tunnels.