But he didn’t. And if he had, he likely would have had a good reason instead of a transparent pretext.

No lie, that sounds like Donald Trump tweeting from Deeley’s account.

How about the pastafarians?

I hate Lebron, but he would take this guy’s lunch money. Weak ass take bro.

What cracks me up about this argument is that Lebron would be able to handle the Bad Boy Pistons better than damn near anyone in the history of basketball. So, sure, they might put him on his ass a time or two. He’d also frustrate the shit out of them because he’s just bigger, stronger, faster, and smarter than…

Why would you want someone to commit a possibly injury inducing foul? It seems to me you very much enjoyed the Piston style of shitass play. You’re a fucking idiot.

This idea: 0 stars.

Oh, I forgot one notable other alum:

Umm I’ve never had a dog slow traffic because it’s his road too. I’ve also never had a dog speed up into my blind spot while I’m in the turning lane, with my blinker on and act like I’M the asshole.

In a debate between cyclists and dog owners about entitlement to public space, who would be the most insufferable? Whichever one is a vegan and/or crossfitter, I assume.

Does a 12 month old need 27 shots for 23 various diseases while their immune system is still developing?

HPV can be picked up in all kinds of ways, and little kids get exposed too. Getting them a shot for it before they’ve been exposed to any of the strains it covers makes their chances for not getting an HPV-cased cancer later much better.

The new mumps are artisanal free-range organic mumps though.

Texans: What would it take for you guys to be interested in a quarterback that’s a bust?

did you see who we made president or

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

If only I could get an NES Classic at normal list price.

Worked for Trump.

...and faces zero consequences. “Rule of Law” ya say?

still scratching my head at how people can identify as a different gender but can not identify as a different race.