C’mon. They’re still 17-27, man. There’s nothing unfair about calling a 17-27 team a dog. I notice you’re not objecting to my using that term to describe the Nuggets, who not only have a better record than the Sixers but would be in the playoffs if they started today.

OMG, these were the best ping pong balls I ever ate. A quick finish with a searing torch and they had just the right crust but that trademark, amazingly tender center. Just transcendent.

I’m not a doctor but sure why not.

“I’m going to have to fight a chicken right now with my dick hanging out in the Caribbean”

I thought our international standing was bad after Bush. I honestly can’t see how we recover a positive image, with the global community, after four years of Trump.

He will claim that they are “paying it back” via his supreme re-negotiation of NAFTA. That’s what will happen. Even if the difference never amounts to anything close to that dollar value in any of our lifetimes, that’s what he will say and the Trumpkins will eat it up.

“Oh, you’re one of the good ones. Here’s some money.”

Side note: I might legit be into Tahani.

It was about as good as 13 episodes of TV are going to get. I pride myself on spotting a twist or a turn early and this one played me right up the last moment. And Ted Danson’s Cheshire Cat grin at the reveal? Perfect.

It’s great that a man with only 2.5 days of political experience is diving head first into massive shifts in US foreign policy. Surely there is no way in which this could possibly end poorly.

Sidney Ponson being a notorious Pizzagater and all.

What this blog does not take into account is the possibility that the real Sidney Ponson, completely unprompted, decided to DM Tom “Hillary did benghazi.”

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

He also invited Williams to stay at his house

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but how do you explain “one trick ponies”? In League of Legends it isn’t uncommon for there to be players in Master/Challenger that only play 1 champion at that level. Usually they dodge the game if they don’t get that champion, but if they’re forced to play on something else they…

You realize other people might disagree with you on the meta, right? And you realize that’s not a reason for you to report him and for him to get banned, right?

Dear Jorge,

He changed his name to Paul Sickbaum.

The hell it’s not! All American holidays are about a “day off” except for the holidays that are explicitly about consumerism. It’s all bullshit.

Its not? Then why was I not at work Monday?