I thought our international standing was bad after Bush. I honestly can’t see how we recover a positive image, with the global community, after four years of Trump.

He will claim that they are “paying it back” via his supreme re-negotiation of NAFTA. That’s what will happen. Even if the difference never amounts to anything close to that dollar value in any of our lifetimes, that’s what he will say and the Trumpkins will eat it up.

Not excusing the University but what idiot thinks 30 grams of anhydrous caffeine won’t fuck you up? That’s like a dime bag full. Honestly, put 30 grams of powdered sugar or cornstarch on a digital kitchen scale and you can get a sense of how much caffeine that is. Don’t bother, I have. (Yes, I tared the penny)

Start your web browser, go into the settings menu, and find the option to ‘clear cookies’.

“Oh, you’re one of the good ones. Here’s some money.”

Side note: I might legit be into Tahani.

It was about as good as 13 episodes of TV are going to get. I pride myself on spotting a twist or a turn early and this one played me right up the last moment. And Ted Danson’s Cheshire Cat grin at the reveal? Perfect.

It’s great that a man with only 2.5 days of political experience is diving head first into massive shifts in US foreign policy. Surely there is no way in which this could possibly end poorly.

You lack rational thinking skills and reading comprehension.

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!

Sidney Ponson being a notorious Pizzagater and all.

What this blog does not take into account is the possibility that the real Sidney Ponson, completely unprompted, decided to DM Tom “Hillary did benghazi.”

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

How did we get here? How did we get to the point where people are more likely to believe in Angels and a benevolent Space God who can see and hear every person on the planet at once and will send them to a good place or a bad place depending on how well they do on the test in life based on a set of completely made up…

There’s so much salt and preservatives in that shit, no real risk for it sitting out overnight.

He also invited Williams to stay at his house

He changed his name to Paul Sickbaum.

The hell it’s not! All American holidays are about a “day off” except for the holidays that are explicitly about consumerism. It’s all bullshit.

Its not? Then why was I not at work Monday?