She’s so good I had no idea she was ever married.

If it makes you feel any better, it isn’t that they are smart, just that their lawyers are.

I can’t wait for Bob Costas to take his Olympics red eye to the next level!

No Olympians or spectators went to the gas chambers during the Olympics, as far as I know. The Nazis even suspended enforcement of the anti-homosexuality laws (for foreign visitors) for the duration of the games. The Sachsenhausen Concentration Camp outside Berlin wasn’t activated until the Autumn of 1936, several…

I am about 62% convinced that Rio is going to be what kicks off the zombie apocalypse.

New Olympic Sport: Survival.

They’re really going ahead with this, aren’t they? Athletes competing in raw sewage, spectators flocking toward an epidemic, infrastructure collapsing in real time: It’s got the complete package. Idiocy, corruption and willful blindness. Just perfect.

He’s in a room full of lawyers. And sometimes you need to talk over that judge, if only to demand your rights as a potential defendant. Moreover, there is almost always an Administrative Judge who oversees the other judges.

I think it’ll be an extremely massive waste of time if she doesn’t end up as a faceless man.

He kicked him in the balls, dude. If (when) he is suspended, the only person deserving the ire of GSW fans will be Green himself, not the league. Besides, the Thunder have already won twice with Green on the court, and would need to do it a third time in order to advance even assuming they beat the Draymond-less…

Though I have never been so utterly gutted by a television show in my life, it did help me make this realization....

I’m really glad that this year, 4 of the top 5 players in the NBA are all in what is basically the semifinals, and can all conceivably win the Larry O’Brien Trophy. A few weeks ago, I was positive that all of the playoffs were irrelevant, except for what I assumed would be a Spurs-Warriors WCF- the winner of which, I…

“LeBron James has only had to take 26 shots in the first two games of the Eastern Conference Finals and he’s shooting 69 percent...”

It’s such bullshit.

And now we’re supposed to hate Jon Stewart by association. Good grief.

Is anyone else slightly disturbed that we all just decided to accept Louis CK is a sex offender based on random, unrelated stories about random, unrelated comics acting creepy?

I don’t know if it is my love for Stewart clouding my judgement, but it seriously just sounds like he admitted to never hearing those rumors before, which is believable because the only reason I know of those rumors is because of this site.

I hope the kid is right only because the experts were kinda... well, dicks in their response.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.