He said clearly opposite sides of the isle, Trump was probably a registered Democrat when that happened. He’s still at least 40% democrat, he just buries it in 60% shit-bag.

I’m still not sure what your point is with the salary thing. Why is it surprising to you that bad teams and low payroll are related? If you don’t have good players you don’t pay them a lot. When your whole team lacks talent dropping a ton of money on a few FA’s that are already on the tail end of their prime isn’t…

Silver is pretty obviously directing this to people who have been assuming that Hillary would eventually pull away since Trump is too big of a shitbag to actually get votes. This was an extremely common thought process among a very large % of people, enough that there were pseudo well thought out conspiracy theories…

Their management is brand new, the old management was terrible. They did have a solid backup to RG3, he ALSO got hurt. Of course they have a cheap payroll, they have the youngest team in the league with basically no hold over talent from the previous group. Do you expect them to pay huge salaries to bad players? …

Well there you go, that’s why people shouldn’t make assumptions.

I was guessing it was tied to people waiting longer in the US to get pregnant than they used to. I have absolutely no factual information that my assumption is even true much less it being the cause, but that’s where my head went as soon as I saw the headline.

The only logical response to the golf course question is to wade out into the middle of the biggest water hazard with a gold club and pray they can’t swim well. Next best, try to carry a golf club and weed wacker into the highest tree you can climb.

I can’t tell if he’s actually faster than pretty much all of the other kids or if they make sure to run just a little slower than him. Either way, I maintain he is the greatest athlete of our lifetime.

That WR is actually tight end Gary Barnidge, theoretical good player who dropped the only 2 passes thrown to him and refuses to try while blocking.

This would be a good article if the general premise was actually true instead of being almost entirely imagined. Where are all of these older players that cost more but are also better at football? If this was true, we would see talented veteran NFL players sitting in FA because they cost too much. That is the whole…

From what I recall they mostly said she looked like a skeleton or a horse. Though everyone took lots of shots at her, the more shocking/appalling jokes were on other people. Someone did tell her to kill herself at one point I guess.

I mean...they told like 150 statutory rape jokes and a number of jokes about Pete Davidson’s dad dying on 9/11. Saying she looked like skeletor/a horse was one of the most tame jokes of the entire roast.

What’s not remotely true? You don’t think the number of NFL fans (or % of the population that follows) has gotten up drastically in the last 40 years? It definitely has.

Yes, and the fans they had at the time are not even remotely comparable to what they have now. People would still watch, but a lot less of them would when they are bandwagon fans and their local team doesn’t even exist any more.

My wife and her whole family talk in British accents all the damn time. When I get home I’ll let her know they’re all crazy and report back how she responds.

I would agree, except that pork products and least-liked should never be used in the same sentence unless it is meant sarcastically.

YES!!!! This and the soccer game with the same style of characters were amazing. 2 of my top 4 or 5 games ever on nintendo.

You could maybe do 16 but 8 isn’t enough. What you are going to do with only 7 opponents, play them all twice? Least fun playoffs ever. You’d lose tons of fans with that setup.

Is that gravy jello with hard boiled egg slices and like lima beans on bottom? That easily has the be the least appetizing thing I can ever imagine people eating assuming they aren’t literally starving to death.

But Maria Bamford just makes funny voices and isn’t actually funny 60% of the time.