That’s all fine and good, but if she isn’t charged for jumping out of a moving vehicle with her 9 year old in it then she should never be allowed to operate heavy machinery again. If her phobia is that debilitating that just seeing a spider near/on her can cause that reaction, then she can never be in control of…

Don’t be confused, there is definitely no contest. Every sane person understands that dogs are superior.

My FIL just called our server sweetheart (or honey, I forget which one) when he took my wife and I out to dinner for her birthday (a month late). I watched as she was walking away just stop for a second as she realized what he just said before she continued on back. I assume she was briefly considering whether or not…

In high school we bet the stupidest kid in our class $5 he couldn’t eat a pound of raw hamburger in under 10 minutes at lunch. He purchased the lb of burger himself and kept it in his locker all morning before lunch. He “won” that bet.

I mean, let’s not go crazy here. We’ve only managed to get 2 minorities of any kind total so far. You can’t just jump to double minority all at once obviously.

Only time this reference has been funny in months!

I mean, of course JEWS aren’t going to pay for an entire extra meal no one is going to eat.

Good lord man, keep it together. This is one of the lamest announcement days every, and pretty much everyone can see it.

Based on all your comments on here I’m guessing I can edit your comment for simplification purposes.

You think over time this will be remembered as on of their biggest announcement days ever? And your specific examples you list are an app for the stupid watch, and editing 3 4K videos? I mean, could there be a less useful set of announcements ever?

When you say troll mecca I assume you mean because it’s so easy to get fed as a troll when you go there with all the easily butthurt surrounding you.

He doesn’t hate the city because they were subject to a terrorist attack, he hates it despite that fact. See how that changes it pretty substantially.

How about the fact that the 2 "top secret" emails were discovered when reviewing a random sample of only 40 total emails. Given that there were thousands/millions of total emails, what do you think that means?

6, 8, 5 haiku

When I was in 8th grade, 1997, my math teacher made me put on a cone shaped dunce cap and sit in the corner for talking too much. I found it to be highly hilarious, especially considering I never really talked that much. I believe the final talking that got me punished was actually me trying to help the person in…

I was a junior in high school at the time (I’m a guy) and was just about to sit down in my pre-calc class when mid knee bend I noticed my chair was an odd red color. Luckily I didn’t fully sit down, but then I realized the situation. Quickly let the 1st year teacher know of the situation, and then watched her kind of…

When I had to hire someone to work in accounts payable for me at my previous job, I threw away every resume that came in with an AOL email listed (and one person that somehow still had a juno email). I'm thankful that AOL still exists, as it really saves time in weeding through stuff like that.

Hell yes its ok to shame her. Bing cheap is fine, stealing shit is not. Stealing from a god damn library is really really far from ok.

People that live in different states, please don’t follow the advice to always refuse. In some states that's a good idea, in others it is a terrible idea.

As a Browns fan living in Indiana and surrounded by Colts fans, that was a glorious day.