But what exactly am I supposed to do in that situation? Am I supposed to go down to the sidewalk and pray? If there are grieving people on the roof I’m going to be quiet and give them space and privacy, but other than that? What a random person did doesn’t really have a large effect on my current state of mind. I'm…

I feel like being on the roof top bar is about 100000% better than being the guy walking on the sidewalk below who actually has to see it. Sidewalk view would be traumatizing, rooftop would be mostly a non-event.

Why is anyone to blame besides the person who jumped though? What did management do wrong? It's not like the bar staying open or not has any effect on the situation.

Quite frankly, if I’m on a rooftop bar drinking and some person I don’t know runs over to the side and jumps I’m going to continue drinking too. I don’t know that person and I have absolutely no effect on the situation going forward. It’s not like there’s anything I can do to help (other than talking to authorities…

Does this come in Men's XXLT? I would wear the shit out of that shirt.

You’re talking about a simulator, not role playing. Everything smI1ey is saying makes sense about how he wants to play.

You stabbed a dude in the nuts with an iron spike? What the hell man.

So I see the cancel button is really useful. God Kinja is stupid.

It's also not generally called when someone is just running behind a guy that falls down for no good reason, like what happened here.

It really all just depends on what type of things you disagree on truthfully. Big picture things are fun to disagree and argue about, as they are massively complicated and no one really has the answer completely. The “economy” for example is great to argue about, because 12,000,000 things effect it, and there’s plenty…

Bonus idea for future home run derbys. Put a giant bullseye on what would be deep HR in dead center that is connected to a dunk tank set up somewhere easily visible for the whole stadium. Each team owner of the player at bat has to sit in the dunk tank in his nicest suit. Hilarity ensues.

Well this seems less likely now...or perhaps JPP is just the craftiest (Kraftiest) dude ever and faked a medical transcript too.

I know someone that got a pair of fish for her office, except she didn’t know anything about fish. So she got one beta and one of something else. Every few days the non-beta would be dead when she got to work, and she would replace it with something else. She went through a solid 5 fish before someone told her what…

What if he faked the entire thing in a ploy to get them to drop the franchise tag. That would be so amazing.

You can go ahead and remove the “may” from your post and replace it with “would definitely”.

Only a white person would celebrate a dunk when they had use a platform to jump off.

Steak sauce should just be renamed to douche sauce.

Saying “you’re going to be a beautiful bride” =/= “the only important thing about marriage is that you look good in your dress”.

That’s the part I don’t understand. If “you” believe God defines what marriage really is, then for what possible reason would you care how the State defines it? “God” isn’t going to count the marriage anyway, so “you” still win in the end.

I had someone do this to me at work once. Not for double parking, but because I parked in the spot he usually parks in because I got in crazy early that morning. Mind you there were no reserved parking spots at that place, there weren’t even lines drawn, and the whole “parking lot” from closest to farthest from the…