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Unfortunately the tax revenue was quickly spent on 25 million bags of Cool ranch doritos, 10 million bottles of Blueberry Soda and 250,000 copies of Rush’s 2112.

I think you left off part of that headline:

The fine is likely to cover legal fees for the party they denied service to—and it’s also attention-getting to make sure that other non-religious organization businesses figure this out before deciding to be prejudicial. Turn this around: if this bakery had declined to bake a wedding cake for a black couple on the…

This.

This is such a ridiculously appropriate playlist. If I am out anywhere and HEAR Fancy, I immediately stop what I am doing online shop.

I even love the story of how it came to be. The drought a few years ago killed off a lot of the cherry crop they normally used to make Belgian Red. They took what cherries they could get, added apple and cranberry, and made a whole new thing. It caught on, and now it’s a regular product. The name is perfect for that.

Starred for Serendipity. Damn fine stuff.

The sweet, sweet liberal capital

Thanks for the ideas. I am seriously geeking out at your name/icon!

That *would* explain a lot.

Is there only one dress pattern? You’re in a cult.

OMG, white rice with butter and salt is so good! With pepper though. Salt and pepper. Like I’m not kidding. It’s delicious.

PLEASE tell me there’s somebody else out there who doesn’t see the appeal of Taylor Kitsch. He’s blaaaaaaaaaaand. And not bland in a good way like white rice with butter and salt, bland in a bad way like listening to Coldplay on a road trip to Cleveland.

Why the FUCK do women think they and their husbands should contribute to weddings equally? There’s an income gap between men and women, but more importantly for something like a wedding (which requires a big ol’ chunk of change), there is a HUGE wealth gap between the sexes. Women have less than 1/3 the total wealth…

There’s a pretty good argument to be made that Marshawn is more comfortable with Conan than every other member of the media combined. Which, frankly, is how it probably should be.

Remind me to never go to a magic show with you.

Probably a foam core covered with glued-on Skittles and then layered with a couple inches of loose Skittles on top.

It seems wrong. I’m not sure about that either.

I don’t think I can see this movie if Heather isn’t in it. :-/