I think, in context, she’s saying that *she* would look like a malnourished bird if she lost a lot of weight.

How does this not have a million stars yet? Is everyone more polite than us?

It says dolphin on the cake! Why do they think it’s a shark? I’m so confused.

Clearly a dolphin...

The people at Gawker did a hell of a thing when they hired Greg Howard to write for them, and I am sure I’m not the only one who is thankful they did.

I think a LOT of bears are going to have a good time this weekend.

Well, the message I got out of this is that if I get chlamydia, my penis be able to spray glitter from it, and I fail to see the downside to that.

Watching X3 would make me weep (because it was so not good).

What - no attempt to warn his wife???

They're on old episodes of Laugh In dancing in the background, usually in a bikini.

I actually really do like Chanel No. 5 but only after a few hours. To me, it’s best the next day on clothes.

Practically no one likes the smell of Chanel No. 5. When they do blind scent tests, it always does dismally. People love to buy it to display on their vanities.

I have freckles. Does that count?

“A foster kid since age 2, Byrd was raised in Missouri by her black foster parents, Ray and Edwina Wagoner, who were only able to adopt her because officials at the time thought her mom was white.”

Does it matter? Yes, no, probably, of course. Was she loved and cared for by her adoptive parents? Absolutely. Why did they keep her race from her? I don’t know. There are no easy answers to any of this. Nor should there be. It sure does open the door to a lot of important questions.

Not that I’m calling the long lost family members bigoted but I find people who mention the color purple (heh) in discussions about race are almost always the type of racist who keeps their bigotry under wraps.

I still wear and enjoy ck one, in no small part because it smells like gin.

Yes yes yes!!!

Last french player in the MLB retired in 1990. A french player in the MLB would be at least 13% as impressive as the first woman.

This is messed up but now I’m really in the mood for some cake.