I wonder if the public response from Fury Road had anything to do with Theron’s break-up. You had everyone praising the movie for giving such well developed women characters. With Furiosa being the strongest, boldest and toughest of them all. So many girls and woman suddenly held Furiosa as an amazing hero to be like.…

I choose to believe that he is trolling his mom by dressing as much like her ex Sean Penn as possible. She knows what she did.

Every bf I have had has ghosted me for no reason. The beauty of it was, they all would come crawling back after a few months and I have never taken them back. So satisfying.

Charlize dropped Penn by activating Ghost Protocol

The dad jeans kill me.

While relaxing in the community pool, pregnant, a neighbor asked me, “do you feel like you can float better, with the big belly?” I smile and try to think of something. He goes on, “actually, probably not, because of all the extra weight.”

“You probably shouldn’t wear that if you’re not going to put out. It sends the wrong message. You’re lucky I’m a nice guy.”

OKC, man. My profile at one point talked about how much I like Robert Louis Stevenson, and how, if I could have dinner with someone who is no longer living, he’d be right up there in my choices. Dude wrote to me to say he didn’t know, Stevenson didn’t seem that great and like kind of a strange choice, but maybe we…

It was unreal. And it was delivered in such a way that the person actually thought they were making me feel better.

Huh?

I got a weird variation on that, “Pretty eyes, thick thighs, WHAT A SURPRISE.” I don’t even really know what the fuck that means.

A professional doucherag once said to my friend (who he’d slept with and Catalano’d), “you would be the perfect person if only you were thinner.”

Moms are neg ninjas.

Extra points for the term “gumption”. That term always reminds me of Punky Brewster.

When I was 15 my boyfriend made the comment that I was in really good shape (athlete) but that I have the body type to put on weight easily and I should watch that. Then he’d talk about the future at odd times like what he looked for in a wife (again, we were 15) and I would just laugh it off. Didn’t last very long.…

I love this because either a) they thought you were into incest and were totally cool with it, or b) they realized it was your bf but decided to try implying you were in an incestuous relationship as a pickup line. You gotta admire the gumption.

My boyfriend and I have the same unique nose. “You’re way cuter than your brother.” Said to me at the club, after they saw us necking and grinding and stuff.

I ended up drinking my weight in his booze. And I am a fat lady.

I would've taken that as a strait up compliment.

“Your personality is a real dick softener” stated by fratty McRedstag.