I like to pretend I’m Louise but really I’m totally a mashup of Tina & Linda. I will never be as devious as Louise.

That sounds like an AWESOME costume!

He really is amazing. I often find myself wishing I’d had a dad more like him when I watch that show. :(

I eat my girlfriend’s discarded crust, slowly, while shaking my head in disappointment the entire time.

Never TMI. If you wanna talk dirty, come sit next to me.

I wish, but thank you!

Every time I see a picture of Laverne Cox I want to know every single skincare product she uses. The woman is radiant!

I’m glad the ice cream didn’t involve chopped nuts or pulverized jimmies.

I wouldn’t mind some tease or cheeky shorts… Everything I see is Asking for It, Slut or Whore… Speaking of, I think the length for our high school was just about Cheeky— though that was enforced for girls AND boys (it was the 80’s, so there were still guys who were wearing Slut shorts sometimes).

On a completely unrelated note, I REALLY WANT YOUR T-SHIRT.

Agreed! I wouldn’t even have opened the door. But I live in a formerly-dangerous neighborhood, and I’m a bit paranoid about people I don’t know knocking on my door.

I just love it when someone comes unexpectedly knocking on my door then openly judges my appearance. I’m a baker and I work from home, so I’ve been caught sweaty, harried, in flour-covered, chocolate-spattered clothes more times than I can count. It’s usually the Christ Ladies and they always give me this…

Once on vacation, we went to go see a psychic. She told my friend all about the problems he was having with his current girlfriend, while we went to grab cash for his full reading. The dude was gay. When we got back, we made up a fake a story about our fake drunk friend to get him out of there, and she asked if we…

I’ll chill when I can buy a pair of pants in the store and a shirt that is long enough to cover my stomach and hips. Until then, how about you learn not to marginalize your readers with unnecessary snark? Because, hey! We get enough of that IRL.

Well the good thing, you can use an Xbox Controller with your PC.

I actually LOL’ed at the fact that apparently events like this are common enough in V.C. Andrews’ works to require clarification as to which book someone is talking about.

So basically its your average day in Westeros?

I can imagine that tall women don’t get the same sort of preferential/deferential treatment that tall men do. Having dated several women over 5’9 I understand their complaints about fit. Anything long enough is huge through the mid section, and anything that fits is several inches too short. Before slim fit became…

How about you edit your article

I have to agree with the other commenters, why the snark against tall women? As though they are not marginalized enough? Or are you just incapable of sympathizing with anyone’s problems that aren’t also yours?