I’m pretty sure it was one of the X-men movies and it was incredibly weird to watch (him). If it wasn’t X-men, it was something on par for being more action and nothing specifically emotional, at least not something that would cause a grown man to weep.

I wouldn’t call it a relationship — but when I was 22, I had gone on a few dates with a 30 year old that I knew through mutual friends but didn’t really know very well. It was kind of awkward and didn’t lead anywhere intimate (for example, he hysterically cried at a movie we went to see that wasn’t particularly…

Everyone made such a big deal out of Chanel No. 5 and my mom bought it for me once. I did NOT like it.

Candies’ perfume, the one in the orange bottle from the 90s, was my favorite. I wore it all the time. I can still find it on amazon and ebay but I swear it doesn’t smell the same anymore (I can also only find the EDT so maybe that’s why).

I will say that they had a men’s version that my best friend used to wear that…

Same with people that say “It doesn’t matter if you’re white, black, red, or polka dot.”

“And really, now that I know the truth, does it really matter?”

Lololol ... I live there. I think this is the first time I’ve seen FDL mentioned on Kinja.

Oh I know this now. This was when I was young and dumb. And hung out with dumber people than myself.

After stupidly believing a friend who said she “smoked all the time” and had a “really high tolerance”, we split a really potent brownie and went to the movies. She was GONE (mentally) by the time we got halfway through the movie. It was the first time I had really ever cared for a baby.

It’s better than trying to get off to the book.

To prove a point to my husband, I wrote about 4 pages of erotica using the same names, and gave him that and a couple of copy and pasted scenes from 50 Shades sex scenes, and asked him to tell me which “scenes” were hotter. Guess who won? Fuck you, Snap Pea’s Ice Cavern…

#Relationship Goals

I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE THE MELODICA JURASSIC PARK. I KNEW IT

Did they have a mile long pizza oven to bake it or was this constructed in some other way?

I’m not that good.

I didn’t even realize. Jammie it is. I am pretty close to going for a drive into the city so I can go to the one store I know would have imported deliciousness.

I meant, though I’m in favor of having that choice, that shouldn’t be the basis of his threat. Like, I’m for HAVING that choice, but didn’t think he should turn it into the only option. Sorry, the emotion tied to my response kind of muddled my language when I was trying to get my point across.

They so were. My husband was so happy.

Yessssssss.

Should there ever be, want to start at the opposite end from me and cut it down to 3 years a piece? I can take it for six months, you can take it for six months, and we can split holidays.

Good luck! I’ve been working on contract work for a few months but don’t have a steady job right now. I’ve had a ton of interviews, and the response I get 99% of the time is that I’m overqualified. I am on the hook for two jobs that won’t give me an answer until July’s end... I can’t wait that long.