Hey now. I wore something pretty similar recently to a very long party — and I was the only one not in pain by the end of the night.

Drug overdoses. (It’s only like 10 people, it was a very small graduating class).

Lolol. I am not a meditation master, in the least. I listen to the CDs because it usually gets me to sleep. I tried listening to this one again a bunch of times, but nothing has ever happened like that again. So I think lexapro might not mesh well with whatever is on that CD.

So, I was on Lexapro for a while until I had an incident while meditating to a CD my mom had given me. I began to shake, felt weird sensations, and hallucinated. I had a bunch of tests done because I’m neurotic, my doctor thought I was insane... and so I finally reached out to the makers of the CD. I’m not sure what I…

Mmm. I cut up a bunch of asparagus, mushrooms, potatoes, zucchini and yellow squash... I roasted some, breaded and baked some... I’ve been snacking on this stuff for two days now.

We had a 5 year reunion in our library with awful food that I don’t think anyone ate (except Ritz crackers), and I wasn’t invited for the 10 year (if they had one). A third of our class is dead, a third has never made it out of the area, and a third have moved far far away (it was a small class, my percentages might…

I invented roast beef dinner burritos. Mashed potatoes, creamed corn, roast beef, gravy and green beans wrapped up burrito style. AMAZING.

While I’m pro choice, threatening someone while you know they’re emotionally and financially unstable is a dick move. Why not tell her you know it will be a struggle, ask her if she’d like to keep it, inquire about the father’s role, and tell her there are ALSO the options of giving the baby up for adoption and…

I would learn to crochet to do this. Seriously.

One day I hope someone does the same right back to him.

I have never had a Jammy Dodger. One day.

Completely agreed on that last point. Damn. Just damn.

Jesus christ. I just read up on it. Nauseating, the three of them.

Seriously?? How did I not know that?!

First, congrats! Second... oh mylanta! I had a friend in high school (a boy, of course), who was eavesdropping on a conversation about new clothes we wanted to get and goes “Oh of course you like black... “ I ask why and he goes...”Because... it’s....uh....slimming.”

Starred for “Catalano’d”.

So, I don’t typically wear makeup, but at my last job I started to wear it to work to see how long it would take to wear off. I did this because my wedding was coming up and I wanted to get acclimated to it.

The first day I walked in with makeup, it coincided with a board meeting day — and those are the only days I…

When I started dating my first boyfriend, I got two pretty ridiculous negs:

1, from my boyfriend: “I would have asked you out a lot sooner but I thought you were a lesbian.”

2, from my male best friend: “Don’t take this the wrong way, but I just assumed you were asexual. You never mentioned thinking any guys were hot.”

..…

Jesus christ. The adding value thing just reminded me of a guy, who once asked me if we could hook up if we were both single when I turned 30 (and he would be 38)... was 200 pounds heavier than me and had told me I was too heavy for him... and once completely freaked out in public on me when a friend of his started…

I like you a lot.