I thought the purpose of Jezebel was to “make the sort of women’s magazine we’d like to read” ... we’re the readers... for a feminist blog to promote the takedown of women isn’t a funny concept. Sure, you don’t have to take cues from your readers, but should you offend them and then get snippy when they point out it’s…

I work from home. We are new to the neighborhood so I don’t really know anyone and don’t really have to “expect” anyone to call on me during the day (at least to the door).

The other day, in between projects, I made a couple of meals so I wouldn’t have to cook later/the next day... and I had unkempt hair that was very…

It can’t be just other white men that create the mindset-altering change that will “fix” the population of white people (it’s not just men) that are racist and actively violent. There is something fundamentally wrong with these people. I’m white. I have relatives and acquaintances that say incredibly fucked up shit…

For my 12th birthday, my mom took me and all of my friends to a psychic before we had a sleepover. Every single one of those girls was flipping the fuck out with excitement. In retrospect, it was kind of the coolest, alternahipster birthday I could have had. When I was 22, my mom took me to an expensive, “legit”…

I have a friend who lost a couple of thousand to a “famous” witch in the Russian community. When I tried to suggest it was bs, she got very insulted and I didn’t want to sever the friendship. It’s very sad.

The most disgusting part of this ad is when she wipes her yogurty finger on her foot. Ew ew ew. That is not where that goes!

If this isn’t what you’re talking about this is no longer relevant to my interests.

You would be surprised. I babysat three boys recently (9, 7 and 3) and one box of Bamboozled Beans had them quite literally eating out of my hand (and mostly conspiring to give the 3 year old the worst flavors). I babysat two girls (6 and 2) the following weekend and had them play the “utensil” game, where I bet them…

There are several sellers at our local farmer’s market and I only buy from the two I’m familiar with— because I know where their farms are. It limits my purchases sometimes, but I know what I’m getting.

The worst part of a summer day is walking out of a pool, like you were She-Poseidon, and the water trying desperately to hold on to you, your arms back, your chest jutted forward, and the force of gravity and suction making everything cling to you like a hydrated Magneto.

You could practically hear the slap of the…

This is precisely why I need dogs or children.

All this is going to do is promote a rash of T. AnoREXia.

I am too. Maybe we should start a business. I got peanut butter, I got pinecones, I got everything we need!

Yup. It bubbled up and floated and made it look ridiculous. It was my mom’s solution to not buying sunscreen. :|

If it’s not weird to love a stranger, I love you forever.

I may be in the minority — but to a degree I agree with you. If you truly feel at peace with yourself by understanding yourself to be someone different than the traits (or societally imposed ones) you were born with, then, by all means, be who you feel you are. The problem with her case isn’t one of fighting for her…

On Wednesday Lortetta Lynch was sworn in as 83rd Attorney General of the United States.

Nope. He’s adorable. I’d floss him as I straddle him. TMI? I don’t care.

That was my wedding song too, but I had it sung by my father in law, accompanied by acoustic guitar. It was wonderful.

Wow, I really read that sentence wrong. I swore you said “I’m not sure Lawrence can pull it off”... sorry about that.

As for Jurassic World — I look at it this way. Chris Pratt’s character was the witty sexy part of Dr. Ian Malcolm combined with the sportiness and know-how of Robert Muldoon. He wasn’t going to be…