Granted I never read/saw the series, but wasn’t Hunger Games kind of a romantic drama? Apparently she pulled that off? And Chris Pratt did Moneyball and played a sort of depressed character.

I think it’ll work.

:( Say it ain’t so.

As a diabetic I feel like I should appreciate her efforts. As a human being with ears, I feel like I want to punch her with Snickers knucks*.

*They’re like brass knuckles but it’s just a melted candy bar that’s been squeezed through my fist.

Right!?

Dude. That needs to happen. I would be a walking snail trail of love and desire.

I can’t take credit. It was on google image search. Apparently I’m not the only one who thinks “Stevia Nicks” is hilarious.

Word! I don’t care if this movie is terrible, they will make it great.

I assumed pansexual was someone that really loved deep dish pizza and have been using that to describe myself incorrectly for days now.

I don’t know either of you girls but I hope you are real life best friends and go out to french cafes on Saturday mornings and laugh loudly but adorably while you eat brunch and get morningtanked before shopping for a third friend (presumably me)‘s upcoming baby shower.

This “realfeel” has been brought to you by…

Oh god. Not the two most beloved, sorta goofy, sexy ass mofos in Hollywood. Together. I’m going to be on a nonstop yessssssgasm ride into the sunset.

That was me, from age 12 until like a year ago. The only thing I’ll get now is boxers and sleep shirts from the men’s section, because I am going through a “fat appreciation ahoy! don’t like it, don’t fuck me” phase.

Girl, you just gave me something to do ALL night.

For years... YEARS I wore shorts and a tshirt over my bathing suit because my mom told me I needed to cover up. Recently I found one I liked that has a little swim skirt attached and I swim with reckless abandon now.

:) Eh, it’s more, a literal comfort than a mental concession. But I get you. If something rides up, is prone to sticking in places, etc etc... I will go mad.

I HATE that. This is why I tend to buy like 5 of whatever I find fits me best and live on with my merry contentment.

That is the opposite of my problem. I have no ass.

I used to get “capris” at Old Navy, but they all fell between my ankle and mid calf. I stopped wearing them because I looked ridiculous.

Funny, you’d think the shorter “whore” length ones would be called clam diggers.

You... are smarter than I am.

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