Oh, definitely.

It’s driving me crazy that I can’t figure out what the “Princess Jasmine” pseudostalker actress’ name is.

I don’t disagree with you. I’m just saying, if they’re just taking it literally, the intention for preserving eggs is to later fertilize them. (Or, as someone else pointed out — medical research, but I don’t know how many young people are preserving eggs for that reason).

I don’t think it’s a great idea. But, it’s not…

You sir or madam, are precious. Love it.

I do realize what Charmed212x is suggesting. I’m being strictly literal here. The reason you preserve eggs is so they can be fertilized later.

I do think, though, that if the person whose eggs they are is deceased, their use should only be directed by a relative (or spouse) — and not used for, say, a stranger. I also…

And that very well might be the case. I am just theorizing that the purpose, regardless of by who/for whom, is that they were to eventually be fertilized.

Very true. Or, perhaps they’re aiming to set a precedent so future cases have better guidelines.

Hm. Good point.

Maybe I will... maybe I will.... *tweaks antennae*

I do realize that.

The linked article states “The daughter died in 2011 at age 28 and had signed a consent form agreeing that her eggs could be stored after her death but had not specified how they should be used.” There’s only one way to use those eggs. It’s not going to be to make some weird etsy jewelry ... the only…

In all seriousness, if they don’t do it, I think I just might start doing it myself. I recently decided that it would be a creatively useful waste of my spare time to write smut that I can tolerate.

Oh man. I didn’t even connect the extra prepackaged food to the new shipment of inmates.

I don’t have enough friends that watch this show (or pay enough attention to shows to pick up on stuff like this). Praise Jezebel and you!

For what OTHER reason would a woman have her eggs frozen if not for the possibility of one day having them fertilized?

I do not like loose ends, and I feel like there was either a missed opportunity there or she’s coming back. Unless somehow I missed how they fixed that plot point up?

My thought is that the “Princess Jasmine” chick will resurface and help her

If they can produce a prison cookbook there’s no reason they can’t come out with the Timehump Chronicles. You KNOW it would sell like interstellar hotcakes.

Ditto. They are the Seinfelds of Litchfield.

It's the paper towel Allison Williams used to dry off her crack sweat paired with a butterfly costume from Cirque du Soleil.

I started watching Diners Drive Ins and Drives on Netflix because of this end he just said he lived in France. I can't help but think he's the reason other countries think America is awful.

I specifically chose Boku because of its dual meaning — it is also the name of a hentai series. So me being furious and thirsty for one and getting another is doubly funny.