Not a very heads up play by Cox.  Too much dicking around. 

Over/Under the number of times dude has heard from a parent of a friend/parent of a girl he’s dating/any adult in his town/school: “You’re very well spoken...”

Because those kids are protesting police killing black men and women without recourse. You also aware there are levels to racism and not every kid has a klan robe in their closet.

Ah yes the classic “why is everybody divided”? It’s pretty simple my dude: There are people who are white supremacists and there are people who are not.

Hazy little thing is amazing. Went to college in Chico so I got to taste all kinds of dope Sierra Nevadas. They had a crystal wheat that was to die for. Think it’s called something else now. Old Chico Crystal Wheat now.

I like how white people from Oregon will name their kid Kai.

Bet shes a “white wine zombie mom”in training.  

I’ve been in a walking boot due to tearing my achilles in OCT and EVERY FUCKING KID I walk by looks at my foot, then looks at my face, then back to my foot.  Some even comment out fucking loud.  Was cute at first but now its annoying.  (not sure how this is relevant but yea fuck kids, lol jk)

I bet Ivan also brings his dog to restaurants and has them sit at the table.

Getting married in Nov and Mrs. Vicious and I both are down for no kids at the wedding. 

Are said family members paying for my fucking wedding? I’m getting married in Nov and Mrs. Vicious and I have ZERO PROBLEM not allowing kids. We are paying for it. It’s up to us. Someone doesn’t like that tough shit. And have you ever attended a wedding with kids? It’s fucking exhausting.

Or take your kid to chuck-E-Cheeses. I don’t show up there without my (nonexistent) kids drunk acting like an asshole.  It’s a drinking establishment, why do you want your children there so badly?

LOL of COURSE that place is in Portland. Looking at the website the place looks like a fucking hipsters wet dream. Is the bartender wearing a vest and bearded? Be your ass. The fries come with a god damn whiskey sour aioli. Do they call Dinner Dinner? Of fucking course not, thats Supper.

Dude I played HS ball with had a cup of coffee with the dolphins. He said Richie was just as much a piece of shit as the public knows and then some. He also told me they both frequented King of Diamonds and places like that regularly; like heading straight from the club to Wednesday practice on like 15 mins of sleep.

I’d highly recommend 3 Mics.  Part of it is regular stand up, part of it is funny one-liners, and 3rd part of it is basically like a therapy session where he talks about really personal shit in his life.  It’s funny and interesting.

I don’t think Brennan is on a Gary Owen type level regarding having black friends. I feel like Brennan doesn’t talk about getting “invited to the cookout” or any shit like that. If you haven’t you should watch his stand-up “3 Mics”. It’s very revealing and he seems like a good dude who is aware of himself.

Piers Morgan and James Woods are both trash.  That’s all I have to add

A hit dog will holler...

The same reason rappers get chided for not policing their lyrics. Some feel that children will listen and want to emulate. Yet children also want to emulate the Terminator (obvi not current children) yet no one calls for movies to police their subject matter.