You guys are just all over the place aren’t you...

These people should all be sterilized.

I almost got wrecked in my local Starbucks parking lot because this dope in a QX60 couldn’t see the corners of her obscenely large land yacht and couldn’t get it in the parking space she was trying for. Such a mess.

I’m honestly more terrified while driving of the soccer moms driving the biggest fucking SUVs they can buy, talking on the phone (because they couldn’t be bothered to set up the bluetooth every new car comes with now), messing with their makeup, or yellin at their kids. They can’t keep them in their lane and have…

They already don’t make what I like anymore. That’s why I buy old cars.

I don’t get this perceived need for increased ride height over the last 15 or so years. In my 14 years of driving I’ve never once gotten into one of my cars and said, “man I need to be higher up.”

All the crossovers need to go fucking die.

I dislike oversized trucks as much as the next person, however, I think this is a terrible idea/argument. Yes, some are so big it borders on unsafe, and they’re often driven by total douche canoes, but if you say people can’t drive them for other than work purposes because it’s unnecessary, then you open that…

The only way they will impress me at this point is if it’s under 3000lbs.

Lol it has its quirks, but I love the little thing.

My Mini has one CEL in the big speedo, but two different ones pop up on the tach behind the steering wheel. Yellow means “something is kinda fucked but safe to drive conservatively,” red means “something is actually fucked, stop driving immediately.”

Kill this with fire.

Same for me in my R56 Cooper S :(

Except all the “performance SUV’s” really perform at is being used to tailgate people on the highway with a little bit more ease.

“Were they created by a higher power also?” Do you have definitive proof that we were created by a higher power? And your “faith” doesn’t count as an answer.

Don’t we all?

Absolutely should not...but I’ll be damned if every one of us doesn’t do it anyway, myself included.

I did not. But the loaner I had was brand brand new, I think I cracked the 1000 mile mark on it.

Had an F56 as a loaner for a few days and the interior is leaps and bounds better than my R56. The R56 is far better to drive though. Stiffer and harsher, but overall better in my opinion.

PS: The 500 Abarth has THE worst seat position of any small car ever. It’s like sitting in a tiny minivan that happens to have a Recaro seat.