Let’s just face it America. Florida is full of stupid morons.

1st gear - um... Gasoline? Literally used in bombs. In just about every car on the road. Pointing out that storing energy is dangerous is like pointing out water is wet.

The GMC Hummer:

I fixed it for you. Leave the gimmicky shit to A1GP. Enough that the cars already look like those abominations.

I did not read this article nor have I read any recent articles from Jalopnik about Tesla. Its pointless. They post like 5 to 10 articles a week about Tesla and they are all negative. I like reading about cars. I still enjoy non Tesla Jalopnik articles. I just skip over the Tesla ones. But my question is real. Why…

We get it Jalopnik!!! You do not like Tesla. I mean there is no point of even reading any article from Jalopnik that has Tesla in the name because it will always be negative....like always! I don’t own a Tesla and I am not planning on owning a Tesla myself. I do not care about the company either way...I am sure Tesla…

Generally, militaries don’t do those things for free or by themselves. You have to pay to request a flyover. If a military wants to fly its planes over the track then they sure can, but F1 isn’t going to be inviting them too anymore. Except in the Land of the Rising Dumb.

And only apply to those with little $$

Can this website go a full 24 hours without bashing Tesla in some way?  I say this as someone who actually agrees FSD is dangerous but dang guys....every day a Tesla bash...on an article that isn't even about Tesla LOL.  

Affluenza alive and well  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I actually feel really bad for Alec Baldwin. Not because his picture is everywhere but because he accidentally killed a human being.

We, as a society, agree you should be an adult before you can own a firearm. Something about being mature enough to be responsible with a deadly machine unsupervised. Yet we let a 16-year-old get a license and drive anything from a 3-ton brodozer to a Lambo SUV. Then, when they commit manslaughter, the driver is…

Go back and read the other articles and the comments.  Not doing the work again for you.

So Jalponik, in more than one article (you only linked one) blamed Autopilot, even though several commenters (myself included) proved it wouldn’t be possible simply because of the rate of acceleration that had to happen and where it happened.

Months later, what we already knew is proven.  Now you decide to lean towards…

Here’s all the trim levels since Jalop is too lazy to research it.

A shockingly bad take, yikes. 

Exactly. Even in CART’s 90s heyday, it was a stepdown or alternate. And I say that as somebody who considers 90s CART the best racing of all time.

If absolutely nothing else, paychecks dictate this.  Unless you were a top CART talent (e.g., Andretti, Unser, Rahal, Vasser, Tracy), you were making less than even the…

I had to double check who wrote this article.  This is an abysmally bad, backwards take. Definitely not from who I expected.

This is the type of content I expect from Bradley, not you!