pairs well with the vergina

Who is the most famous person that has ever acknowledged you?

What’s your least favorite word?

What kind of vehicle/what mode of transportation do you use? I assume most people there ride fixies and have fashionable leather carrier bags.

Westbrook-Durant beef

Maddon’s happy-crappy Positive Twitter, where I assume people will be mostly telling knock-knock jokes, sharing photos of their ugly children, and publicly praising their colleagues’ (terrible) work

So what race of people are the best at cricket?

Sevyn?

Counterpoint: Dog is excited because dog is Canadian

My current girlfriend’s parents are gay men. Should I be more scared or less scared of one of them walking in on us during coitus?

What should I do now that summer is over?

I have to bring cheese and crackers to a party tonight. What kind of cheese should I bring?

Does anyone still drink Ovaltine? Someone at work had it today and I was pleasantly surprised.

Oh wow, you’re one of those people that doesn’t clear out their inbox? Gross

Have you ever played frisbee golf? Its pretty fun

Does anyone fart regularly in front of people at the office? I just did, and it felt nice, but no one was around.

Why is a 1986-87 Fleer Kelly Tripucka card in a protective case?

Do you have a disgusting baseball chin?

Are those Women’s NIT banners in the first picture?

This is the only time someone fit-ish has been on fittish