That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

Berry was confused. Usually when someone folds his arms and turns his back to him so he can’t see anything, that means its time to start taking the final exam in class.

Parents on social media are fucking crazy. I steer clear of my mom’s facebook because she’ll be like, “After this latest school shooting, what do we do? Are guns really the answer?” Like very non-confrontational (mom-ish basically) and she’ll get just a slew of “This isn’t about guns, it’s about America aborting…

This story has me stumped

No.

Is this worse than being hit by a car?

Oh please expand on cutting weed down with other drugs. I am dying to hear this.

Whether it's co-ed flag football or a half-marathon, having a date inked on the calendar will guilt you into submission.

Dean Smith thought the same thing

It's no surprise that North Carolina's program has fallen by the wayside in the post-Smith era, seeing as this new generation of Tar Heels can't use a compass.

"If you all came here for an education, you should have gone to Harvard."

Powell may call it "running train", but UNC calls it studying to become an engineer.

That's not just any tiny Bruins fan. That's Liam, an 8-year-old leukemia survivor with Down syndrome. He's the best. http://www.boston.com/sports/blogs/o…

Finally, do keep an eye out for symptoms for up to a week following your visit:

[wags]

Clinton-Dix went to the wrong school. This photo-essay would have made him an Academic All-American at UNC.

That may not be Arian, but odds are that night's aftermath will still lead to a foster child.

Who is the asshole in the Diarrhea-toned L.L. Bean jacket standing next to you?